Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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