it's too hot outside to masturbate.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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