JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
My vagina just clenched in fear
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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