she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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