from now on my penis is your penis
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
third nipple confirmed
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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