dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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