I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You ate ashes out of my bong
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
