Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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