this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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