I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Alive.
So much puke
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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