I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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