I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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