we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
