i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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