There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
This is my gift to your gina
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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