grandma shit on top of the toilet
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
jump out the window naked night went bad
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
