I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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