Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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