herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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