Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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