office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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