summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
