yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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