chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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