there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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