It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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