Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
