wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We have started to decorate penises.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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