let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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