she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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