I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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