Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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