i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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