another moral hangover. fuck.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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