I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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