do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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