I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Randomize
