If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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