i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I wish i was in the wii world.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I need a beard to bite.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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