Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
