Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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