i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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