carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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