You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
You were trust falling into bushes
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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