real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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