i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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