whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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