Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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