I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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