just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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