This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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