if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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