Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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